A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Womens Rights.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Women.

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