What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Anti Joke

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