You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Pickles

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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penis

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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