- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

women outside of the kitchen

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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