a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

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