Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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