- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My pet rock died.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Guess What! HI!

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

obama

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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