Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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ecks! why zee?

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Your Mom.

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Women's Rights.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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