How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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liam buchan is gay !

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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hey guys what's up?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Your Mom.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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