Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What's up brah brah

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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ugh good riddance

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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