What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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You.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Anti Joke

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