Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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So. The gays. ...

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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A black man in a country bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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