- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

The Game.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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