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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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