- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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