Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Are you Drew?

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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