- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Knock Knock Yes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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