Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Dani barton from bob chuckles

What's the deal with airline food?

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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