- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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