What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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