Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Kelly Clarkson

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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*you're

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Your time.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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