What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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