knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

wanna hear a joke? no.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

toast points

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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