How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Soccer...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops