Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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a ginger has a soul

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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