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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Obama

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Penis

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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