cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

shea kisses a girl

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

YEAH THEY DO.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

My life :(

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

I like hats XD!

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

I'm a like whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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