what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

hi corey

Knock, knock. *answers door*

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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