- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Dylan is a person

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.