I was born.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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