What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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