what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Asians.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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homosexuals are gay

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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