What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

women's rights

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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