- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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