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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What's the deal with brown?

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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