- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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