Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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women's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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