- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

I shot a bitch.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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