- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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