women rights

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

homosexuals are gay

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Asians.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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