- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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