What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Women's rights...

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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