When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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