What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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do you wanna hear a joke school

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

What did david give back? Nothing.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

this is not a joke. jks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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