Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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tommy is retared

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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H o m o comes out as homo

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i like men but im not gay

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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My name is Jeff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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