why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

andrew wagner

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Barbara Streisand

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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