- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Black people

I have down syndrome. -RDV

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

I <3 Hitler

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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