Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

I grunt when I poop.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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