- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Women's rights...

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

what happens every day? People die

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

watch me nae nae

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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