what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

stuarts mum

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Hey, Max!!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

I grunt when I poop.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

fduck

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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